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Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
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Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
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Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
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